strangle the peacock

slang for female masturbation, in close relation with the male counter-part "choking the chicken"

"Thinkin' about him just makes me want to go strangle the peacock."

by LaurenK May 24, 2006

Stringle

The act of tying string to and object.

Will you stringle the lace to the stick?

by Moreland15 November 2, 2012

Strangleage

The factor by which someone deserves to be choked to death. The highest levels of often found in upper management.

I think Trent must have an anti-strangelage cloak with an armor of -50. Otherwise he wouldn't be able to buy groceries without being choked to death. Strangleage.

by Cussy McFuckFuck October 17, 2005

Straggle

Short fat penis

I looked at my straggle in the mirror, it was disappointing

by Lanky native May 2, 2019

Straggler

person who holds no specific employment and who tries to get by with odd jobs, sometimes referring to themself as a "contractor". Usually has no type of license whatsoever.

"Yeah, we hired some straggler to do our roof, looks like it too!!!"

by joe mcduffie July 6, 2007

Scrigglecough

The sound some girls make that sounds like they're choking on a penis.

Man did you hear Kristine scrigglecough the other day?

by The Scriggler December 27, 2007

Strangle moment

A "strangle moment" is common when there are people talking in groups. The idea of a strangle moment is that one person "want's" to strangle another person for repeating something that has already been repeated and therefore, instead of strangling the repeatarded person, says "strangle moment".

person 1: I hate when people says "fuck SWAG". We should come up with something called fuck fuck SWAG

person 2: yea, fuck fuck SWAG

person 3: exactly, fuck fuck SWAG

(Thats when the fourth person comes in and says, or thinks for him or herself "strangle moment" ( >>>new word repeatarded <<<)

by zannzinar December 18, 2012