Stephen Strasburg

The greatest MLB prospect ever and soon to be the greatest Pitcher ever. Modeled after Nolan Ryan, he will strike you out before you even make it to the plate.

Boyfriend: Baby, if you ever cheat on me, let it be with Stephen Strasburg.

Girlfriend: I already have

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

stragler

1.Someone who moves at snail-pace and holds everyone up

or

2. an an individual or individuals who are the last to leave a party or bar because they're too drunk or too stupid to get out when leaving is implied. They usually have to be told directly "it's time to go!"

1.(In a group of friends walking down the street) "Damnit, look at those 2 back there, somebody better hurry those straglers up!"

"Get outa my house straglers! It's over!"

by Lesbianation December 19, 2007

Straggot

Straight tiktok pretty much

They like to sexualize themselves and girls and get offended easily ❤

Alt tiktok : haha straggots
Straight tiktok: that rude and offensive ur being homophobic

Alt tiktok : Yeah , no❤

by Nootnoot mcscoot August 3, 2020

Straessle

An asian looking hispanic <3 who~m I lo~ve!

Opp, you a straessle!

by The3Amigas April 17, 2011

Stragedy

When a strategy fails and/or otherwise becomes a tragedy.

Juliette: I know! I'll fake my death to be with Romeo!
Romeo: *kills self*
Juliette: *kills self*

Juliette's plan turned into a stragedy.

by SamwiseG December 18, 2012

Stagsgiving

The holiday you celebrate at home, alone, when you've decided you're really not up to facing a crowded house of extended relatives one more time and you simply decide that dammit, you're just not going to go this year, even if your significant other says she (or he) (but come on--probably she) is definitely still going to go and will be bringing the kids along, if there happen to be children in common.

The proper dress for Stagsgiving is whatever the hell you want to wear. Suggested attire: boxers, t-shirt, comfy robe. Also acceptable: whatever you wore yesterday.

You'll catch hell tomorrow when you're told everyone thought it was weird that you didn't show up and are you two getting a divorce or something or I had to lie and tell my mother you had to work. But it will be worth it. Totally and completely worth it.

It is frowned upon to close the bathroom door when peeing on Stagsgiving.

by ToddPM February 29, 2016

Strasburg

A dumbass town in Eastern Colorado filled with retarted country mutha fuckas and horse girls. There’s nothing to do except grow weed in your shower and sell it to minors.

I went to the home town days in strasburg, I’ve never had a shitter time in my life.

by Lilspaghettiboi July 12, 2019