stoinks

Stoinks is very similar to stonks,
It means a great financial increase, but even greater. Used by few, but can also describe something random when someone doesn’t know what to say or doesn’t want to say anything. Also, it can show that you pleased.

What’s 2+2=? Stoinks

Parent: I’m leaving for work, play a game or something.
You: Stoinks

by minecrafterty1 October 24, 2019

Springfield Stinger

When a man ejaculates into the nostril of his partner. Invented by a very bored couple in Springfield, Ohio.

My wife's nose was stuffy from allergies, so I gave her a Springfield Stinger and it cleared it right up! She was so happy, she gave me a blumpkin.

by Big Fizz October 20, 2008

stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

stingray barb to the heart

A phrase used to mark an unfortunate or tragic personal event, that is highly unlikely to occur. In memory of Steve Irwin.

"After being promoted in the office, Bill lost his job, his son and his house. What a stingray barb to the heart!"

by el_Zigg September 18, 2008

stingley

Tactile senstation caused by something that stings while feeling tingly as well.

Getting spanked with a brush stung, but getting caressed with the bristles afterwards felt stingley.

by Kahoki June 21, 2007

Stoink

When a joint is rolled and packed to the max, and is then followed by a long, quick continuous drag.

"Bro I just smoked a fat stoink"

"That joint was a mad stoink"

by xoxDreams July 4, 2019

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003