Steven Universe

A show on Cartoon Network produced by Rebecca Sugar, the first female producer in CN history. It's about a boy named Steven who's twelve-ish and lives with three deities called the Crystal Gems, aptly named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. He himself is a Crystal Gem due to his mother Rose Quartz sacrificing her physical form to birth him. He also has a dad who lives in a van and runs a car wash. He learns how to use his powers by going with the Gems whenever they need to save the Earth from destruction. Garnet is the serious one, Amethyst is the wild one, and Pearl is the responsible one. Despite their differences, they all love Steven the same and treat him like their son. This show is beautiful and amazing and should never be compared to the likes of Uncle Grandpa and Teen Titans Go. It has a real plot and the characters are evolving more and more. It doesn't have the stupid comedy style of Adventure Time (making up words and using nonsensical words as slang); what makes this show special is that it can be funny without "trying" to be funny. Easily CN's best show.

Steven Universe is the only thing that keeps me on Cartoon Network these days.

by lonelyrootbeer February 21, 2015

Steve Harris

Bassist for Iron Maiden, he created such metal epics as "The Number of the Beast" and "The Clansman". May I also mention that he kicks fucking ass?

Fuckin' GOD of the bass guitar.

by TallicaD00d October 26, 2004

Cockblocked by Steve Jobs

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.

Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs

by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009

stevenmcguire

Of or relating to a truck in which a poop hot dog is present, and or summer eve douches.

Look at that stevenmcguire over there, it looks like there is some derekewing in it.

by john stamos's nuts February 22, 2010

Steve in Smash

Steve from Minecraft along with Zombie, Endermen, and Alex are all in Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Did you see Steve in Smash

by Saint Wumples October 1, 2020

Sticky Steve

when one jizzes on their finger and gives someone a wet willy. simple enough

friend 1:dude after i fucked this bitch last night i gave her a sticky steve.
friend 2:nice.

by highasballs November 17, 2010

Jada stevens

Loves to sit on Dominic’s face or have her ass cheeks between Dominic’s face Jada stevens is the sexiest and a pornstar with the perfect always down to fuck Dominic any time any where anyhow any place she has a gorilla grip coochie

Damn Jada Stevens is here i bet she doesn’t know Dominic’s here

by Vulnerable fetish June 13, 2022