Santa Cruz Girl

A girl from Santa Cruz who tries to be hard by being hateful, bitter, and judgmental toward anyone who does not think 100% like her, especially girls who are nicer and prettier. She tries to hide her evil by scrutinizing intangible and trivial humanitarian issues, like banning plastic, but it's a disguise because this girl treats garbage better than people (literally). Your best bro knows it, your closest bro knows it, you even know it, but you stay because it's easy, or you're afraid of her. In fact, you only date her because she is from SC. The SCG is usually unattractive, and loves labels, so she claims "hippy" to avoid putting any effort into her nasty appearance and nastier personality. Ironically, she notices every expensive label of clothing on someone's back... and judges someone for wearing it. That's right, a true SCG is a hypocrite. Date one, soon you will notice tension between some of your most prized relationships. But it's OK, she had a hard life, that's why she is so hard. She'll tell you it's everyone but her. SCG lives by her excuses. A man who dates her knows she is an emotional trainwreck, but hes too manipulated by her to leave. She is a jealous, and colder than ice person. No amount of kindness and friendship will change her. The SCG is NOT to be confused with a Santa Cruz Woman, who can usually befriend any person with her sweet bubbly personality.

Every one has a good time until you bring around that hard-ass Santa Cruz Girl. Now everyone be on different sides of the room, walkin' on eggshells because of her critical nature.

by RiverstreeLord November 17, 2012

santa

Santa is a jolly fat white man, who i never belived in because i knew no white guy would come into my hood after dark.

Hey theres santa, catch his fat white ass.

by Franklin Square December 19, 2003

juelz santana

That boy that squeeze hammers.
Human Crack in the Flesh.

19 yr old kid killin the streets right now. Ye hes back like cooked crack.

Santana's that boy that squeeze hammers AY! CHYEA CHYEA!

by PSXy April 9, 2005

santa clarita valley

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009

santazon

A person who orders, fulfills or delivers Christmas gifts from Amazon.

Look, the UPS truck is here! I wonder what Santazon is going to bring me for Christmas!

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santazon is coming to town!

by AE Wildturkey December 20, 2012

Santa Barbie

Hottest chick at UCSB.

Who just so happens to be a model but is chill as fuck

If you haven't met Santa Barbie yet and you live in SB, you are most likely living under a rock

by !-800-666-motherfuckers March 27, 2013

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005