spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.

Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.

by kajoe August 28, 2006

Spencing Out

The name given to those who act out immaturely, like Spencer Pratt's meltdown on I'm a Celebrity, Get my Out of Here.

Person #1: "Oh, boohoohoo! Blah, blah, blah!"
Person #2: "Dude, you're totally Spencing Out."

by CCSchott June 16, 2009

spendonitis

The ailment that people, and especially women, suffer from around Christmas time that makes them want to wait in line for hours on end, buy unneeded items compulsively, and charge up their credit cards until they have to file for bankruptcy.

My wife spent $5000 on gifts on Black Friday. She's got an extreme case of spendonitis.

by DYZ4035 February 27, 2012

Spencer Ellis

Refers to any fraternity member who revives Only dry hand jobs from half way decent looking girls. The spencer usually wears glasses and can be spotted walking around campus with a doucher acoustic guitar. Word on the street is a spencer will eat ass if given the opportunity.

Guy 1: did you hit that last night?

Guy 2: no man I shit the bed and only got the spencer Ellis treatment.
Guy 1: damn that sucks I hate dry hand jobs.

by JedDayvion December 15, 2014

spend the ben

To turn the corner fast and light you the fuck up

Don't make me spend the ben

by Fool of a dummy July 18, 2017

Spencer Reno

A canadian maple syrup drinking awesome all around guy that fights against crime doers like Noah Wilkes that kicks children

"Spencer Reno was drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle"

by Spencerhalo January 10, 2019

Spencer pain

Just some long guy I'm gonna eat and poop out

If you dont stop you're gonna end up like spencer pain

by Cool dude man guy November 2, 2019