Tiananmen square

I cannot disclose information on the Tienanmen square protests, as the Chinese Government has censored all the media related to the incident.
What I CAN tell you is that one day, a group of people decided to protest- I mean have cake at Tienanmen square. They protested- I mean ate cake for 2 weeks when the military- I mean care bears came in to stop them from protesting- I mean join them in eating cake. However, in the process, many innocent people, protesters- I mean cake eaters, or innocent civilians were killed by the corrupted military- I mean hugged by the loving care-bears.

The Tiananmen square incident and the government's reaction to it is a perfect example of a corrupt government.

by Nighthawk41 October 7, 2008

squirff

A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.

"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."

by Travis Dean December 2, 2007

squirrel ass nigga

A term used to describe someone that is hard to catch. This description is common, inner-city slang and typically used when someone successfully evades police capture due to speed and agility.

Person #1: Tha lawz ain’t neva catch’n Deondrae.

Person #2: Word. He be a squirrel ass nigga!

by Sir Willam Wallace April 29, 2013

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

Squirve

To swerve to avoid a squirrel while operating a vehicle

DAMN I just killed this guy because I had to squirve but it’s ok because the squirrel survived #squirrellivesmatter #squirvist

by Lil Squirvy ;) July 4, 2020

Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.

Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.

by kmackk March 26, 2011

Dookie Squirts

When you accidentally shit your pants when you try to fart in someone's face, popularized by YouTuber DaddyOFive. Usually addressed in a retarded-sounding voice.

Jack: *farts on Logan*
Logan: Eww! What was that?
Jack: (in a retarded-sounding voice) I MADE DOOKIE SQUIRTS!

by Thor Ian Grayson March 1, 2017