to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
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When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.
"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"
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Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.
Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.
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