Squilp

Noun, an anus that hasn't been properly wiped. Can result from over-powerful farting, severe digestive problems, or laziness.

Ewww, you have a squilp. I'm not going to give you head.

by Robert Step November 21, 2006

Squiffler

Someone who has taken part in a particularly dirty, whorish, shameful, bad, dissapointing, or crude sexual act; one which is too embarrasing to describe with normal phrases.

eww...she's a proper squiffler mate, don't go there!

by woody1000 May 28, 2011

Squifty

Squifty; A Squifty is a stone of a flat circular shape that can be skiffed (squift or squifted) of a stretch of water. A person who does the Squifting action is a Squifter, and to Squift is to squift a squifty stone.

I picked up a small, flat, circular stone and said to myself, "this is a fantastic squifty".

by Godly belly rollz July 22, 2016

squif

Squif = to go skew, usually related to a struggle to focus your eyes.

My eyes have gone sqif.

My sight's gone squiffy

by Sarks88 March 3, 2017

SquibLib

The act of penetrating someone's ass with your right big toe.

Last night I SquibLibbed my Nan.

by SuperCoolKid1 August 17, 2018

squilliam

a complete chad against Squidward

squilliam is such a chad to squidward

by kfdfodki February 11, 2019

squif

An abbreviation of the word ‘ squiffy ‘ meaning slightly drunk or intoxicated.

Bro are you squif

by Consideryourselfshanked July 14, 2019