one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)
by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008
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"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
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by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024
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