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Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.
" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"
by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007
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Child Snatcher

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
by EMSP420 July 9, 2019
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cunt scratchers

A crude terminology for ones fingers, most often used by bogans or workers in a trade-type evironment.
Oi Andy, wrap your cunt scratchers around this fridge... it's fuckin heavy and i need some help lifting it
by Capalaba scum October 8, 2007
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scratcher

A tattoo artist who is untrained and usually can't tatoo worth a shit. They frequently place their clients health at risk by re-using needles, not sterilizing equipment, and not covering their machines.
"Wow, that tattoo looks all splotchy and blurred. You're artist is a fucking scratcher!"
by NChick1987 December 28, 2005
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Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
by Mel Hung June 7, 2016
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Squatchy

Squatchy, verb, "skwatchy". Also used Squatchin'.

A term of endearment for Sasquatch, Big foot or even a Yeti. Often used to represent the rebellious good side of our nature. To stand up for oneself and believe in all things magical including but not limited to space aliens, unicorns, dragons, and yes! Even oneself.

The term also has its big feet in forest bathing, forest conservation, ecology, habitat loss and how to help keep the Squatch safely survive under the cover of our forests.

Squatchin is also a verb that plays on Squatchy. This means I've gone to find myself in the forest and to hopefully come back illuminated and full of peace, love, and believing in oneself.
Stay Squatchy my friends!

Gone Squatchin'
by Zazzy January 25, 2023
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cooch snatcher

Same as a Cooch Pirate.
Someone who is constantly looking for cooch, or someone who is constantly stealing people's virginity and it is unwanted.
by lelelelelelalalloidoidoid November 16, 2007
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