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exploding squash

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.
Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"
by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021
mugGet the exploding squashmug.

squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.
by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017
mugGet the squash bottlemug.

Squash Court

A codename for a place where, 'sexual activities' take place.
"Young Sullivan, do you want to go to the Squash court?"
by Young.Sullivan March 14, 2022
mugGet the Squash Courtmug.

Floor Squash

a place in a rando primary school in Australia. ITS REAL IVE BEEN THERE!!!!

glory and grace
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___ Jeff lives at floor squash
by friend_of_shep April 8, 2022
mugGet the Floor Squashmug.

melon squash

When you press your tits up against a window
She didn’t just flash me, she melon squashed.
by Eastside Rabbit July 29, 2023
mugGet the melon squashmug.

Squash blossom

He tells you ...squash blossoms are delicious.
by OlDirtyB July 7, 2022
mugGet the Squash blossommug.

squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle
by Squiglebob May 10, 2016
mugGet the squashed grapemug.

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