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pocket square

A handkerchief inside the breast pocket of a jacket. It can be folded in myriad ways, from the Straight Fold to the Presidential, and scores in between; it adds a bit of extra flair to make a great suit even better.
by Fartious the Great August 2, 2010
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spongebob squarepants

SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.
SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~
by Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient September 15, 2005
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Square

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.
by birdman June 12, 2003
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no no square

A region on a body commonly referred to as a "private part". Normally a reproductive system (ie: penis or vagina) or the breasts of a girl.
Girl motioning first to her chest, then her lower region: "Stop, don't touch me there, 'cause these are my no no squares!"

Boy: "I bet I could make them yes yes squares..."
by Bob Swirly December 19, 2008
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Square

Someone who won't do anything bad.
'Wanna smoke a blunt rn'
'Nah I'm square about smoking drinking n sneaking out'
by Danika real ferda July 22, 2017
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squaremango

a person who is a downer, a sticker, and a big pooper
Ryan was being a real squaremango when he pissed all on the floor, all over the place. No one likes Ryan.
by LitFamBamBam June 14, 2021
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pwn-square

In a cyber debate, it is common to see people say PWNED! when they are right. When a debate gets very heated, it is possible to pwn-square a person, or just completely own them in an intense and utterly baffeling fasion. This is known to have occurred one time in history, between the legendary UROW and the mini cup-cake D-Mac. A Pwn-cubed is unheard of, so don't even try.
It's proof read not proofread you mother fucker!

No, see, on dictionary.com it says proofread! AHAH! I pwn-squared you!
by UROW May 22, 2007
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