chowder spouter

Yet again another variation for referencing the male's copulatory apparatus

Yo, get with 'dis chowder spouter bitch.

by Shizzle-Saurus-Rex September 29, 2008

splut

The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)

Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*

by Boner Bentley April 30, 2008

up the spout

Idiom used for a situation that has gone awry, or wrong.
A British term for something that has been ruined.

The US economy is going up the spout.
Tony Blair has gone up the spout.

by Niklit January 14, 2008

scrut

A scrag and a slut in one package!

Look at that fucken dirty scrut!

by Dr. A K Contin August 22, 2003

splutter

when you cant quite finish what you are doing or saying, due to an express of air

1)whilst in the middle of a funny joke a burp takes you off course.
2)whilst in serious conversation you cough and end up spitting in the face of your mate.
3)whilst in mid-excreetion, a pocket of air channels out your backside causing splutter on the rim

by Sam W. Ward April 1, 2008

skruttle

The portion of skin connecting the scrotum to the base of the penis.

"Dude, my skruttle itches super bad."

by Beta Rho January 21, 2009

speutered

Speutered is having your male and female pets spayed and neutered, so you reduce the homeless pet population.

The rabbits Bianca & Peter plan to celebrate "hump day" by getting speutered. They won't have any baby bunnies after this Wednesday.

by Curvalicious October 17, 2009