the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork
not to be confused with the utensil spork
by mtc28 May 3, 2004
Get the sporkingmug. when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
by Cspearp December 15, 2011
Get the sporkingmug. Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.
Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.
Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.
by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013
Get the Sporkingmug. by tarren wilson August 12, 2005
Get the sporkingmug. To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner
The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.
The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.
That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.
This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.
This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.
by ab4224 December 3, 2010
Get the Sporkmug. The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple
We were sporking last night while watching a movie
by London & Amanda January 11, 2009
Get the Sporkingmug.