sporking

Jenny and Steve were sporking.
by I'm not yours May 13, 2015
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sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork
~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP
by mtc28 May 03, 2004
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Sporking

Verb- To spork: The act of flowering someones yard with colorfully decorated plastic disposable silverware.

Directions: Purchase sporks, paint handles green, paint fork ends in a variety of pastel colors to mimic tulips, jam sporks in targets front yard to create a brilliant annual garden display.
We had a wonderful evening filled with mischief last night! We went toilet papering and sporking!
by Krystenlovesbutterscotch November 22, 2013
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when one person illegally spoons another person while they are already asleep/passed out. On the street its referred to simply as, "spoon rape."
Tory: (waking up and realizing) Alex!? Were you sporking me last night!?
Alex: Ahahaha Hell yeah I wasn't going to sleep on the floor!
Hank:(From his bed across the room) Ahahaha You spoon raped her! Sneak-a-spooning is a risky maneuver that could have easily backfired glad you didn't wake up with a blackeye!
by Cspearp December 13, 2011
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the act of spooning that occurs before or after sexual intercourse.
two people spoon, one gets turned on then they have sex.
by tarren wilson July 21, 2005
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Spork

To spoon with someone when you have a raging boner

The art of spooing with someone when your boner is digging into their back.
That girl is such a tease. All we did was spork last night.

This guy slept over last night, we sporked, and now I my back is all messed up.
by ab4224 December 02, 2010
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The act of spooning(cuddling) with the addition of a leg laying across the little spoon(the person being spooned) of the couple
by London & Amanda January 28, 2008
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