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Shooting

The act of injecting drugs, most often crystal meth or heroin, straight into a person's vein for an instant rush of euphoria followed by hours of pain and self loathing.
Girl 1: did you see our English teacher's arm today when he pulled his sleeves to in class? The veins were all bruised up and had bulges.

Girl 2: yeah, Well hello. I told you that one of the guys in our class went to his office during lunch and caught him shooting meth and jacking off.
by Pollito_805 August 16, 2018
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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011
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Plaxidental Shooting

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.
Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.
by fkiczula November 28, 2011
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Slooping

When one falls asleep while pooping. (the combo of sleeping and pooping)
Terry was so tired but in mexico so he had to go in the toilet and we found him slooping.
by Adizzal January 15, 2009
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Shooting Blanks

Obvious consequence of a vasectomy. Plenty of cum, but babies have been removed.
Silly girlfriend thinks our baby will win a wedding ring. So I will enjoy the nightly bareback rides and keep shooting blanks by keeping my vasectomy secret.
by Vulgar Skunk May 18, 2017
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trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention
After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer
by RabidWombat June 1, 2004
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Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.
"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"
by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008
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