Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.

Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012

Splöe

Giving a blowjob while having a runny nose.

Jane gave Joe a Splöe.

by Shartshooter June 26, 2016

Splogie

Your.side.girlfriend.mistress ,cum rag

I'm gonna.call splogie

by Skyhogrod September 27, 2018

Solodaddy

A man that straight out rejects girls a lot faster than that soda machine around the corner rejecting dollar bills. He is the perfect package, a lot of girls like him and he rejects all of them.

Damn that Solodaddy is rejecting girls left and right!

by Locknesssmonster March 13, 2017

slodumho

say it slowly...slo...dum...ho! slow dumb hoe!

hey billy look at them slodumhoz!

by Baby D. October 5, 2004

slodum

slow dum hoe

This slodum took my paper

by anonymous March 6, 2004

Splogurt Yogurt

A lunch/dinnertime game played by a pair or group of friends. The foil of a yogurt pot is tapped hard with one finger in turns. The player that bursts the yogurt is obliged to consume it.

"Fancy a game of splogurt yogurt? I've got strawberry here"

"ROFL, Tom just lost at Splogurt twice"

"Splogurt time!"

by Splodger October 26, 2011