michael

The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.

Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.

by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017

Solodaddy

A man that straight out rejects girls a lot faster than that soda machine around the corner rejecting dollar bills. He is the perfect package, a lot of girls like him and he rejects all of them.

Damn that Solodaddy is rejecting girls left and right!

by Locknesssmonster March 14, 2017