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Helicopter Splatter 

A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.

Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.

Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.
Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."
Helicopter Splatter by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012

butt splatter 

The crusty residue found on the underside of the toilet seat/ bowl. Usually caused from the anal explosion that follows a night of consuming large amounts of cheap beer.
Dan drank a case of bush ice last night and this morning there was butt splatter all over the toilet.
butt splatter by BG Thomas May 4, 2008

Fisherman Splatter

Smacking a semen/cum filled condom on the forehead of the person just penetrated.
After receiving a major ass romping, Kial then received a fisherman splatter to finish off the night.

Artistic Queef Splatter 

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

Ball Batter Splatter 

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
Ball Batter Splatter by chaseman36 August 21, 2009

Dick Splatter 

When engaging in rough sex and the male pulls his dick out if the girls pussy and splatters cum all over the girls face.
Dude that girl I fucked last night was so good that I dick splattered all over her face.