Speter

Sweaty stinky Peter/penis/dick

I surprised my man with a blow job and it was straight up speter!

by Boo boo Riggs May 3, 2022

Gravity Speeder

Anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. Their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the shit out of everyone around them.

After passing and being passed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the asshole driving next to Dan was a gravity speeder.

by Gizzmo69 September 4, 2011

Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.

"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."

by DGPH June 10, 2017

st. skeetersburg

St. Petersburg, Florida

As soon as I turn 18, I'm moving out of st. skeetersburg.

by ratsforrcandyy January 13, 2011

skeeterific

An adjective used to describe any noun found to be very pleasing to any of the senses. Derived from the word "s'keet," which indicates male ejaculation. As if to say something is good enough to make you "s'keet."

The new Nissan Sky is skeeterific.
This lemonade is totally skeeterific.
Dude, your mom is skeeterific.

by Colonel Bunny June 3, 2006

Damn it Skeeter

A phrase commonly used in order to dissolve any confrontation before a physical dispute can result

Man 1: I got a problem with you!
Man 2: I don't understand, I didn't do anything.
Bystander to man 1: Damn It Skeeter! He aint hurtin anyone!

by Ima gayfish May 1, 2010

skeeter

skeeter- a line of cocaine usually smaller than normal

Man those are little skeeters, why didnt you cut out some rails?

by downtownhunterbrown January 20, 2009