Speedmaster3344

This is a person that is fast at homestead but can’t turn right to save his life.

He buys Iracing so people thinks he’s good it racing but he’s not.

He likes to go backwards when he gets mad.

Oh no Speedmaster3344 is going backwards.

by MLG PIZZA October 19, 2020

Speedo Bloggerism

A controversial practice wherein a speedo-clad blogger watches a video of himself being insulted and then transcribes the insult verbatim on his personal blog.

See also: Self-own

When someone made a video calling him technically incompetent, Jiff ran to the keyboard and committed a rather ironic act of speedo bloggerism.

by Jiffy Landmine November 3, 2021

speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

Speedoist

Speedoist is a member of the I SHOW SPEED community. Embraces shaking ass and sucking dick.

*WOOF* *WOOF* IM A SPEEDOIST, NOW BOUNC THAT ASS

by zupko dupko April 3, 2022

speedious

Adjective
Fast, very fast, quickly
Taking the shortest time possible. (least action)
Derived from the word "speed"

-Shit dude i forgot my wallet in my room
- Go get it, speedious

-Imma take a shit, i will be speedious, dont worry.

by ra tsa tsa April 26, 2022

Speedvo

Best Minecraft Player ,Fast Boy ,Speedy Boy, Gorgouse, Mexico Hater, Sexy

LOOK IT'S Speedvo He's So Attractive!
Speedvo Is So Good At Gaming.
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by Speedvo October 15, 2022

Speedjob

A handjob done in a way as to illicit orgasm as fast as possible through high speed jerking.

"I don't have much time today, I'll just give you a speedjob."

by SexAddictWaluigi October 23, 2022