spanky

Author of the world famous Spanky Rolodex, cataloguer of beautiful adult images

That Spanky, he sure do know his porn.

by Le Broyeur August 28, 2006

Spazzy

1. Extremely flexible.

2. Able to move freely without physical limitations.

"My muscles are stiff, I'm not as spazzy as I used to be."

by Nigel Yearning February 10, 2013

spanky

Nickname for the drumtech of the band Anberlin.

Hey Spanky, could you put a new drumhead on my snare?

by nickkkspanks December 8, 2006

spanky

the fattest thing known to exist

Wife: honey do I look Spanky in this dress?
Husband: no bitch

by "." August 4, 2003

moist spanky

The act of ejaculating in ones hand and forcibly smacking your partner's buttocks with enough velocity to make the semen fly from the hand, like high-fiving someone with a hand full of foaming soap, thus creating a mess that you are now stuck with.

Jackie was making me so horny, so I cummed in my hand smacked her ass, what a moist spanky!
moist spank semen

by yoho20 October 1, 2014

spanky

one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation

owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

spanky

Oddly this word has two meanings which are almost polar opposites: (i) An object, product or district which is undesirable because of its poor quality construction, poor stylistic taste, dilapidation etc. (ii) An object, product or district which is desirable and trendy, usually in an offbeat or gimmicky way.

I hate this restaurant. The paint is peeling and the chairs are broken. It's so spanky.

Wow, I like that psychedelic screensaver. That's spanky!

by kryptonpirate May 16, 2005