Spanish Lessons

Going to the strip club.

Spanish lessons are expensive!

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear

The correct team to be on. While some may be on Team Edward, or some on Team Jacob, Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear is the team for smart cinema goers.

Girl 1: TEAM JACOB!
Girl 2: TEAM EDWARD!

Smart Person: Fuck this shit! Team Spanish Buzz Lightyear!

by Whackman August 11, 2010

Swanus

Swedish anus

There is no anus more famous than Swanus,

by bumptiousdood January 19, 2010

Spanish Springs

Prostitute terminology for giving golden showers or watersports.

"FS covered only, BBBJ with CIM 100 roses extra, spanish springs 150 roses extra. Other fetishes open to discussion, no Greek services, please don't ask"

by Lothario the Scandalous August 24, 2011

Spanish Broadside

A legendary sex maneuver where a man gets his fuck buddy to close his/her eyes for a facial. The man then sneaks in at least a dozen of his mates, has them line up, and then gives the signal to blast all of their loads on the target's face at the same time.

Bonus points if they're all Spanish or Latino.

Emily: Juan surprised me with a Spanish Broadside last night, now I have to bring this eye infection back to Ohio.

Vanessa: How did you not notice fifteen guys walk into the room and start jerking it?

by VanguardVince July 10, 2014

Spanish onion

When you start crying due to the Latin girl you're 69-ing sharting in your face.

Person 1: Hey, amigo, what's wrong?

Person 2: I had a Spanish onion last night, I cried for hours

by Dfell19 November 19, 2015

Spanish (Español)

Spanish is a language used in spain.

person 1: Realmente necesito hacer caca. donde esta el baño, tengo diarrea explosiva

person 2: what? is that spanish (Español)? no hablo Español.

person 1: qué..? Realmente necesito ir al baño. por favor dirígeme al baño

by oka2111 November 30, 2020