action-spackle 

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience

When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!

action-spackle by Karlsbad August 29, 2009

Cereal Spackle 

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.

Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.

Cereal Spackle by ProfS May 6, 2010

orange spackle 

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth

i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle

orange spackle by graham norton May 20, 2015

Man spackle

Another word for sperm or semen

I'm going to fill your mouth with my man spackle.

Man spackle by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016

Crackle Spackle 

A rather simple way to block the view of some ones's plumber's crack. Wipe a blob and stick it where you can no longer view the specimen.

Wow man....that dude could use some Crackle Spackle....

Crackle Spackle by Samerella October 7, 2016

Ass-spackle 

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

Ass-spackle by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

crackle spackle 

a faggot nigger who likes big nasty cock

you fuckn crackle spackle

crackle spackle by jew cunt May 30, 2018