Severus Snape

One of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men Dumbledore has ever met.

Severus Snape
Joe Moses
totally awesome

by MadI MoodE August 2, 2011

sober sally

someone who doesn’t drink or someone who isn’t drinking when with the boys.

sorry guys i’m a sober sally, i'm not firing tonight.

by jelly kelly June 16, 2020

sober flyer

An oxy-moron. A blatant contradiction, referring to the obviously non-existent idea of a sober student at the University of Dayton.

"There were lots of sober flyers at that party last night."

"I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice."

"Yeah you're right there are no sober flyers."

by I am Peterson February 17, 2010

California sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except marijuana.

"No thanks," Kasey said as Cindy offered a beer, "I'm California Sober this month."

by Calibuoy January 17, 2019

severus snape

"The bravest man i ever knew"

Before i read Deathly Hallows
ME: I hate severus snape, he needs to keep his big nose out of peoples business.

After i read Deathly Hallows
ME: OMG! SNAPE! OWNZ!

by wcoooo August 6, 2007

screen saver

the blank expression that comes across a persons face when day dreaming.

dude, check out dave day dreaming, he looks miles away

yeah mate i know, he has his screen saver on

by billinom8s November 13, 2009

Severus Snape

A character (professor at Hogwarts) in the Harry Potter book series by J.K. Rowling (or, for you illiterate bastards, in the Harry Potter movies).

Characterized as a mean, slimy, suspicious and unpopular professor hated by most of the school's students, especially those outside of Slytherin.

This term can also be used by the hopeless Harry Potter geek to refer to said geek's least favorite teacher.

HP Geek #1: I can't belive Snape gave us so much math homework! I was going to finish chapter 54 of my Draco/Hermione fan fic!
HP Geek #2: I know! Wait, should I be concerned that I understand what the hell you're saying when you use Harry Potter words to refer to aspects of real life?
HP Geek #1: Probably. Maybe you should go see Madam Pomfrey in the hospital wing.
HP Geek #2: Doh!

by harrypotterwheeee June 24, 2004