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Smooth Criminal

1) The seventh track on Michael Jackon's Bad album. A "fantasy" song that is, what Thriller is to Thriller, to Bad. Thriller took you to zombie land. Smooth Criminal reminds you Sunday was a black day and has you wondering whether Annie is okay now.

2) One of the most amazingly choreographed music videos ever by the King of Pop, Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson is a smooth criminal in his music video. In reality, he's "smooth but not criminal".
by rolling_star October 24, 2010
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slothful

adj. 1a. of, or relating to the sloth, esp. in its slow and apathetic behavior
Pevin Lekay has a slothful attitude toward religion.
by Max December 7, 2004
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Smooth June

A little fondle here and there in your rear end. No entry, but definitely skimming the border.
"Guys Louis the Child just gave me the soupiest smooth june"

"Say maj"
"Maj"
by 69kinkychinky69 September 8, 2016
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Sid the sloth

Sid the sloth is the most handsome young man from the ice age. he was definitely real and he is my life
person 1: hey did you see the ice age movies?
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.
by yous3rname September 2, 2021
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Smooth-brain

A derogatory term used to describe someone after they have done something unintelligent, clumsy, or foolish. This term implies a below average intelligence due to an abnormally shaped brain. The expression is used almost exclusively for criticism.
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear that Mike literally got in an accident with a parked car yesterday!
Dude 2: Ya, I cant believe it. What an absolute smooth-brain.
by Mike N. Ike April 3, 2019
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Soothsayer

Someone who knows the truth. They’ve always know the real truth and nothing but the truth, and can’t help but share it with others. You can run, but you can’t hide forever.
Friend: Is it true that you two were always meant to be together?
Soothsayer: That’s the real sooth! Did I stutter the first time? I’ll say it again.
by the winds of change May 10, 2020
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smooth

Completing a task with such grace and fluidity that the onlooker will lose appreciation for how difficult a task it really was.
Dude, the painter did a smooth job on the back door.
by Mack C March 6, 2007
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