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soffenuff

Something that is an ok level of softness for using. Especially when you have had a couple beers--like butter or a pillow.
This butter is cold but its soffenuff to make a grilled cheese.
This pillow ain't great but its soffenuff for tonight.
by annie313 September 6, 2025
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micro softee

1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.
Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.

Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?
by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018
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Why, soytenly!

What Curly would have answered with if there'd been a question regarding whether he could safely eat Edamame.
Happily I don't have too many food allergies, and so I could confidently answer, "Why, soytenly!" if someone asked me if I could eat a handful of crunchy dry-roasted legumes from his Seapoint Farms bottle.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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