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Socket Wrench

To finger a person's vaginal or anal oriface(s) with a general left to right, back and forth, twisting motion as if one was tightening a bolt or nut with a socket wrench. Ideally performed with two to three fingers however and aggressive socket wrencher could perform said act with the entire hand and fist.
Mary could barely walk after Carl gave her a double fisted socket wrench.
by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2016
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snocker

(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)
hey i went to a party last night. I got so snockered up, it was not even funny.
by NBC April 9, 2003
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pop a socket

A method of lighting fire using tissue, a paperclip or staple, a plastic comb, and an electrical outlet. Commonly used in prisons where smoking cigarettes is prohibited.
Thirty days in the hole. You pop a socket again and you're gonna catch an arson charge.
by Dark Lord July 28, 2008
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Lemony Snicket

The pen name of an author of a series of books with a very repetitive plot where misfortunes always occur for the Baudelaire siblings. His real name is Daniel Handler.
I could only read up to book the fifth of Lemony Snicket's series, because I couldn't stand being any more bored.
by Oh em gee it's Rachel. July 30, 2008
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wall socket sex

the ultimate fantastic sexual experience that causes your body to feel electric
John slept for 12 hours after "wall socket sex" with Elaine.
by Tim Johnides April 13, 2006
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Eye Socket Rape

Eye Socket Rape, is, sadly, an actual theme in some Japanese Hentai Doujinshi (porn fan comics, like, a Sailor Moon porn fan comic)) and hentai manga (porn comics). The only place I've ever seen it is in a popular sex comic published by ErosComix(.com), the name of which I'm not quite sure of, though the series features a futanari (dick-girl, aka, woman with a penis) named "Jun".

Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.

It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.
In the last issue of that comic, that creepy guy eye socket rapes his demure mail-order alien bride.
by Dizzy January 21, 2005
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lemony snicket

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
by parlez January 11, 2005
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