Sneezing Poseidon

When you are sitting on a toilet and it automatically flushes, causing the waste water to stir up and spray on your ass cheeks.

I was really shook up when I encountered my first Sneezing Poseidon while on the toilet today.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 2, 2019

Sneding

The art of sending an email to someone without knowing where the hell it will end up

Ive been sneding customers all day and now ive been sacked for a data breach

by Daveywoodle March 26, 2020

speeding

being sped

cardi dean was speeding today

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

speeding

being sped.

allison ackbar was speeding last night.

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Sneezing Kerfuffle

When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.

Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.

by RodieJack August 22, 2021

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021