Smurf

When you are a small person

or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it

You suck you smurf
You are a Sweaty Smurf

by Its Your Boy Daddy Cock July 11, 2017

Smurf

The nickname of your short best friend

Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?

by Cheeseballs_Bleach January 31, 2019

smurf

smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut

i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard

by but why tator February 15, 2021

Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 4, 2021

Smurf

Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.

Oh man, that Reinhardt is such a smurf!

by Snerpes August 4, 2018

Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017

Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.

"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"

by littleclownbby April 22, 2019