Shmoosh

To shuffle cards via a wax-on-wax-off technique

Shannon - shmoosh the cards, won't you?

by Kidsticky December 31, 2019

smolspeak

Smolspeak (also known as babyspeak or toddlerspeak) is the act of intentionally misspelling things to give the impression that a small child wrote the message. It likely has its roots in the common misspellings of UwU speech.

Friend A: "Look at he smol hends!"
Friend B: "Could you stop with the smolspeak, please?"

by GarlekEmperor April 26, 2021

Puerto Rican smooch

When a rim job's spit is farted back into a person's mouth to insight a reaction.

Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.

by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017

San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner

Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?

by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020

Smooshes

The act of a woman placing a persons head between her breasts and hugging.

My girl gives the best smooshes.

by Sean & Boni February 27, 2005

Smooshball

A game played with two players and a rubber ball hit against walls in a room.

Basics:

The main objective to win is to get the most points by hitting the ball into a bucket in ten minutes.

Each shot is worth one point.

There is a medium sized triangle marked around the bucket so that if the ball is inside of that triangle no player may touch it.

A new serve is started when the ball is hit into the bucket or stops bouncing.

Both players in the game must be sitting at all times.

Turbo Rounds:

In the event of a tie at the end of ten minutes, a 'Turbo round' is played.

Turbo rounds consist of the last player to tie up the game going fist having one minute to get as many points as they can, then the other player does the same. Whoever has more points wins.

If they tie again they repeat the 'Turbo round' until a player wins.

Bonuses:

If a player hits the ball into a small target on the opposite side of the court, they get two points.

If a player hits the ball and it hits at least 3 things (not the inside of the bucket) before it makes it in, they get two points.

End:

full Smooshball matches can last several games long, but can end after any ten minute game.

Hey, wanna play smooshball?

sure. :)

by Ninjaroxursox May 8, 2010

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005