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small ball syndrome 

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
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Small Face Hundred 

The older-style (pre 1996) of the USD 100 dollar bill. Compared to the small faced hundred, modern $100 notes have a significantly larger portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front. This term can also be used to express the idea of "old money."
"Small face hundreds, 94' money"
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smallowitz

A penis that is too small due to a bad circumcision A Jewish man with a small penis.
That girl likes big dicks, she'll never date a Smallowitz.
smallowitz by Phil'n Good May 17, 2015

small town girl syndrome 

When a girl, typically high school age, is in a shitty relationship but refuses to break up with her boyfriend because she doesn't realize the amount of other guys out there in the world. Typical of girls who spend their whole childhood in a small town.
Her boyfriend is such a player, but she won't move on because she has small town girl syndrome.

smallpeen 

When a boy's private parts are under 2.5 inches then it will classify as a small peen.
"Hey John I saw your DP and you have a very smallpeen
smallpeen by ;)333 April 30, 2019

tom's small dick 

The name of one who usually has no balls
"wow that's Tom's small dick"

"Tom tried masturbation but couldn't find his dick"

tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock”