Above The Sludge

Someone who is 'Scum'. A horrible person. They are literally, scum (scum being the layer that exists 'above the sludge', contained inside a cesspit).

"You are disgusting. Horrible. In fact, I'd say that you're just above the sludge"

by theslaughterhouseblog June 2, 2017

Love Sludge

A higher than usual viscosity of seminal fluid used to impregnate a female. Can also be used to blob ones eye socket for "pink eye" purposes.

"Allan spuffed a massive load of his love sludge in and around Sabrina's snatch"

by Spunkbowser May 15, 2014

grundle sludge

the combination of ballsweat and excess fecal matter which gathers in the grundle.

"In some countries grundle sludge is considered a delicacy."

by thaWhistle March 14, 2007

cunt sludge

A mucus-like substance that forms on the outer vaginal lips, usually as a result of sustained coital activity. Presents itself in various colors, from white to muddy brown. Occurs as a result of the sexual lubricants coagulating due to friction and the drying effect of exposure to the air.

More commonly referred to as fanny batter.

Darling, would you mind terribly if I wipe away the cunt sludge before performing cunnilingus?

or

Jeez, my cock is covered in your cunt sludge!

by Irritatus Maximus October 1, 2007

rave sludge

n. The combination of sweat, dirt, and other bodily fluids that coats everyone and everything at a rave

I was covered in so much rave sludge that I had to throw my clothes in the garbage.

by -syn- March 28, 2007

vodka sludge

the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.

"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."

by Pseudonym78 October 17, 2008

Crotch sludge

Crotch sluge is the equivalent to nut butter or wolf grease but in a female. After not showering for a day or two, then performing a task that makes your crotch sweat and get stinky, gooey, and sticky. This happens more often when there is an absences of undergarments. The presence of crotch sludge odor is so bad that it forces the person to shower to rid themselves of the highly offensive smell.

I woke up this morning and had to go outside an clear the three feet of snow we got. It took four hours and I had some serious crotch sludge when I was done. I needed to shower to rid myself of the horrible odor. I couldn't stand it any longer.

by Kimmie krotch queen February 20, 2013