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to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with
slonch by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019
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Scotch Fingers 

When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.
I hte ths pace.. oof.. scotch fingers!
Scotch Fingers by markekraus October 28, 2019

Slothitis 

Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.

A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.
Slothitis by RohanL May 14, 2020

skull sloth 

A female who performs the art of fellatio too frequently. Basically, a girl who guzzles the cum like a champ.
Paris Hilton is a skull sloth...
skull sloth by wonttell April 6, 2006
The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life
"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"
slorche by King Slorche November 3, 2013

slothbear 

A person who is slow moving, uncoordinated, moronic, addicted to weed, unintelligent, large ears, and has no hope for the future.
Damn, that boy Jordan is a prime example of a slothbear!
slothbear by TSOPACBSAOMA January 24, 2011