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dingleberry slinger 

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.
Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

peanut slinger

i'm a peanut slinger...i fly back and forth across the country making sure every passenger is happy
peanut slinger by geoffreyc November 29, 2013

Football headed yogurt slinger 

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.
My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.
He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

Canadian Dolphin Slinger 

A super cool insane position where the couple starts gettin it on in a cannon and then is shot out of a cannon while still having sex but switching the anal in mid air. created by Houdini himself. very hard to pull off
Me and my girlfriend tried to canadian dolphin slinger after the circus was over and it was really hard. but it was so worth it with the thrill.

tit slinger 

Stripper or slut-in-a-box worker. Mostly you hear the expression from old gomers nowadays. From the old usage of "sling" to mean delivering or presenting, so in 30s hep jive, waitresses were hash slingers, bartenders were booze slingers, and so on.
Grandma got through the first part of the Depression slinging milk, but the dairy went bankrupt, so she slung hash for a while, till she found out she could make a lot more at the burly-q as a tit slinger.
tit slinger by old lang guy September 18, 2008