salsaphobia

the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. It also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.

"Hey, do you want some chips and dip?"
"NO! I have a bad case of salsaphobia AND a salsa monster living under my bed. Get that away from me." (while running and/or screaming)

by tricky tractor February 9, 2010

Salsa dip

When your having sex with a virgin and she starts to bleed so you only use the tip.

Yo the other day I was with girl right and basically she started bleeding

so I salsa dipped her

by El pepe the meme July 25, 2017

salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex

"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"

by GossipVulture April 20, 2018

Skalatonvitch

-a woman’s vagina

Damn, son, that girl had one tighhhhht skalatonvitch

by Dem Zalotta January 27, 2019

Skalski

Not half bad fellas coming from this surname, usually with big inches ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and good in every perfect and positive way.

He's a Skalski type of lad

by BiggyChungus69 February 17, 2019

Skalabloosh

You Know the Boys

A'y Skalabloosh We Goin to Mc'Donalds TONIGHT or Skalabloosh We gettin Lit Tonight

by BennyDominikBen March 7, 2022

Salsa Shark

Alternative of the term mudshark. Refers to an (almost always) white woman who almost exclusively dates Hispanic men, primarily Mexicans.

Mark: “Did you see Sally’s new boyfriend?”
John: “Yep, another damn Mexican. Classic salsa shark.”

by TND1488 October 16, 2023