gabriella simmons

The daughter of Sean "Daddy Sims" Simmons.

Girl: Gabriella Simmons is the luckiest female on the planet!

Boy: Why?

Girl: Are you kidding? Her dad's parties are the shit! Her uncle is fuckin' Rev Simmons, negro!

by flyazzatlchic October 21, 2008

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matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

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Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp

person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”

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Eric Simmons

That one autistic kid in the corner of the room.

hey look at that Eric Simmons!

by FortniteLover123 October 23, 2018

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Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

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