Sidetracking

1. (Verb) the act by where one lies naked, on either side, and uses a portion of a train set to fondle themselves. If using a a train, the person may wear a conductor's hat and say All Aboard, Choo-Choo at the moment of climax.

2. (Verb) a sexual act by where two individuals begin to partake in coitus which is then interrupted by one suddenly remembering the newest episode of Scandal is on and the DVR isn't set. The remaining individual cries, watches midget porn and looks for exes on Tinder.

Damn, Renae. You need to get over here to Hollywood's house and start sidetracking yourself.

by Pshur December 1, 2016

Sidechickcation

When you take your side chick on vacation.

Can you take me on a sidechickcation I won't tell your girlfriend!

by Jeezy07 October 31, 2017

Sidepickles

While they may be sidey they are also the dankest people on earth who will eat the jaffas for lunch. Have a danky day. Koombiayh

Dank montage of dank people linking arms walking down the school corridor.

Person 1:Who are they?
Person 2: Oh, you don’t know who they are :0 THERE THE SIDE PICKLES.

Sidepickles

A group of dank people just in case you don’t understand

by Dankkkini776 April 22, 2018

Sidekick-itis

Sidekick-itis (Sidekick - eye - tiss), as coined by Lindsay Ellis, is a word for a phenomenon that occurs in (usually fictional) media, where said media has, or what is considered, to be an overabundance of "sidekick" characters.

"This movie has a bad case of sidekick-itis, even the sidekick has a sidekick!"

by Sir Rodger Dodger January 24, 2021

sidechicked

To be put in the position of sidechick while dating someone who wants to go back to their ex or find a new chick. But they want to see you on the side.

"Grace just got sidechicked because her boyfriend went back to Andrea but keep her on the side."

by Wafflemuggins February 23, 2021

siderracked

the seggsual position where a princess lays on her side an proceeds to fuck the life out of her

(1455)I siderracked the soul out of thy witch last night!!

by phsycadelic1400s April 28, 2021

sidetrackula

Sidetrackulla is someone that is easily sidetracked usually someone methed up on meth. Also a distant relative of Dracula

Hey sorry I was late but I got side tracked like sidetrackula!

by Edwood88 January 27, 2022