Shredder

noun, plural - shredders
1. A handjob applied with sub-100 grit sandpaper

2. The losing outcome of Gloryhole Roulette

My dick moulted like a snake from that Shredder I got last week.

by DapperCookieKwest February 13, 2014

Shredder betty

Female snowboarder. Tomboy of the slopes.

That shredder Betty just wiped out!

by Akoivu March 13, 2021

Ball shredder

When you stick you balls in a paper shreder and they jam half way though

Ball shredder a better than ball strechers

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

shredder

A shredder is a type of girl who intentionally bites dicks and gets mad for being made fun of for it. A shredder is usually a slut bouncing through different boyfriends bi-weekly.

Fred: "Yeah, me and becky broke up because she found another guy."
Joe: "Its okay man, she was a shredder anyway."

by Yung t8er tot March 8, 2019

corner shredder

someone who is addicted to stay in room and sit at one corner doing things he/she likes.

I went out the room, she's there. I came back, still there. Sophia is a corner shredder.

by psychosyopnak October 20, 2014

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.

by A well known wigger March 31, 2021

Shredder

A person who is a bully and hurts people's feelings all the time even after he graduates and becomes staff at the school. He also does sexual stuff that people are not comfortable talking about. The person that he talks about usually wants to leave the building. and sometimes does.

A shredder likes picking on a kid and likes to sexually harass them.

by soundtech August 22, 2011