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Get the Splode mug.a cross between a schlong (an abnormally large penis) and a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything sexual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!
adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!
adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, fucking asshole
by henry89 February 13, 2009
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Get the shloe mug.a person who is such a loser that it is inconceivable. the sh- sound at the beginning of the word enhances the coolness of the word-very classy!
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Get the shloser mug.an insult to an "easy" girl who moves on from guy to guy; a mixture of the words "slut" and "whore".
"She got fingered in the Sears dressing rooms by Mauricio, and now she's fucking around with Rico? Wow. What a shlore."
by reinabella October 17, 2014
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