Shitpickle

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.

OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!

by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015

shitdickassfucker

dope dealer who wants to fuck your old lady in the ass for a "little-bitty" bag of dope

That shitdickassfucker shorted us on our sack, baby!

by Brian Glasco April 28, 2006

shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003

shitucky mushrooms

a way of conceiling the fact you just swore infront of your mega ancient an mega strict grandparents

grandparent: you for got to eat ur tea last nite.
you: ooh yea shi..tucky mushrooms

by cheese monger August 23, 2005

Shitdick

Having a woman put feces on a mans penis, then lubricate his penis with the feces, and engage sexual intercourse.

My girlfriend and I shitdick every day before we sleep.

by TacoPuss33 May 9, 2014

shitdictive

Something that is bad for you but you keep using it anyway. Includes junk food, drugs, booze, and videogames.

Man xbox is so shitdictive. I have a shitdiction to Hot Pockets

by spammy sosa December 10, 2009

Shindick

term used to describe a man's enormous genitalia, mainly the penis

"She's so lucky, i hear her boyfriend has a shindick."

by beautifulinsane May 8, 2011