swiftness

pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.

lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS

you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.

by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010

shittles

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"

by donotello August 5, 2008

Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.

Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

by GamersRightsAdvocate June 4, 2021

shitles

another slang word for "shit"

"AWWW shitles, i gotta go boof some bitch tonight."

by your mom October 9, 2003

Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

by beetee-> May 17, 2010

shitless

Derogatory term defining one whose actions or self have been deemed either useless or inappropriate.

"Why ain't y'all workin?! Damn shitless negros!"
- Romeo Must Die

by ThirtySixMethods November 10, 2004

bored shitless

The term "bored shitless" stems from homosexual ways. Where ones man anus can be penetrated so hard he can be void of all fecal matter, and thus bored.

Wow now you have drilled me. Im bored shitless

by CJ082 October 31, 2011