Hey why is that guy following young children around in his White ram truck? He must be a Sheldon. Hey, why is that stuffing his pants with vegetables and fruits to make his thing look bigger? Must be a Sheldon.
by Ruffneck56 April 11, 2025
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Get the drunk sheldonmug. If you ever meet a Sheldon hold onto him, because he will be the best person to EVER come into your life. He is so perfect, handsom, creative, funny, charming and loyal guy who will make you laugh in anyway, whenever you see him you just wanna give him the biggest hug and hold his hand until the day ends, mostly Sheldons are dark skins so they have the cute dreads, and don't forget to compliment them because they LOVE it, his smile will always make you rday better even if your sad, and he will make you laugh so hard till you stomach hurt.
by Unknown Girl Who's Been In Luv November 8, 2023
Get the Sheldonmug. The greatest racing driver to ever live !
The 2020 NASCAR Craftsman Truck series champion, the winningest driver in Stadium SUPER Trucks of all-time with 39 wins and two championships.
Truly, he is the racing driver of all-time, he's so MUCH better than that fraud Austin Hill, who costed him his first win in NASCAR Xfinity. Shame on him ! All hail the great Sheldon Creed !
The 2020 NASCAR Craftsman Truck series champion, the winningest driver in Stadium SUPER Trucks of all-time with 39 wins and two championships.
Truly, he is the racing driver of all-time, he's so MUCH better than that fraud Austin Hill, who costed him his first win in NASCAR Xfinity. Shame on him ! All hail the great Sheldon Creed !
Yesterday I got assigned to do a PROJECT with the MOST POPULAR GIRL in my CLASS. We were STUDYING when she GRABBED my phone to check the time! She then saw my SHELDON CREED background! She INSTANTLY grabbed my dong & JERKED me in class! Thank you SHELDON CREED!!
by Vaxen (real) March 23, 2024
Get the Sheldon Creedmug. Sheldon is an interesting person. He doesn’t believe he is very interesting but by god he is. He’s tall, handsome and has a big dick and knows how to use it. Will make you experience your 10th orgasm in 10 minutes. He swears a lot and doesn’t give a single fuck about anything unless he cares about you. Strong, fit big guy with a heart of gold who will make you laugh until you tear up sometimes. He’s very quiet at first but he is so much more then meets the eye. He comes across as rude to a lot of people but he’s just dominant. People are intimidated by him because of how muscular he is but he’s a very nice guy if you get to know him.
Hey Sheldon I think I’m in love with you?
Sheldon: (sarcastically) don’t fall for me, I’ll break your heart
Me: *has 17 orgasms and swallows every single drop because it’s so fucking good*
Sheldon: “good girl” *fucks me again after cumming in my mouth and I let him fill me up with his huge load*
Sheldon: (sarcastically) don’t fall for me, I’ll break your heart
Me: *has 17 orgasms and swallows every single drop because it’s so fucking good*
Sheldon: “good girl” *fucks me again after cumming in my mouth and I let him fill me up with his huge load*
by SheldonsCumDumpster February 12, 2025
Get the Sheldonmug.