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Sheldon

Sheldon is a closet homosexual man with a micropenis and an affinity for young boys.
Hey why is that guy following young children around in his White ram truck? He must be a Sheldon. Hey, why is that stuffing his pants with vegetables and fruits to make his thing look bigger? Must be a Sheldon.
by Ruffneck56 April 11, 2025
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Sheldon Lee Cooper

The most sexy man to ever have lived, we are lucky to be in such a time of AI porn, because we can get Sheldon fucking a Playstation 5, (now you know where the white design "came" from) I would let Sheldon rim my asshole, no homo
Morgan: I wish Sheldon Lee Cooper was my dad
Boris: Same bro, where is my weed, I wanna trip out and get fucked by Sheldon
by TheBeanSlayer June 16, 2024
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drunk sheldon

A tall man who walks like an imbecile , is somehow really Rich but is probably a drug addict
by Bumfluff4real August 21, 2020
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Sheldon

this guy is the nicest person I've met
Sheldon is always selfless you know. you need a Sheldon
by Chollak July 2, 2022
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Sheldon

Sheldon translates to vagina whisperer, meaning someone who is good at making vaginas feel good and causing those with vagina to be more submissive to Sheldon than most guys...
she wouldn't do that for me in the bedroom, but Sheldon is like a vagina whisperer or something...
by The VW Steel 81 November 5, 2023
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Sheldon

If you ever meet a Sheldon hold onto him, because he will be the best person to EVER come into your life. He is so perfect, handsom, creative, funny, charming and loyal guy who will make you laugh in anyway, whenever you see him you just wanna give him the biggest hug and hold his hand until the day ends, mostly Sheldons are dark skins so they have the cute dreads, and don't forget to compliment them because they LOVE it, his smile will always make you rday better even if your sad, and he will make you laugh so hard till you stomach hurt.
"Hey who's that?"
"Oh, that's Sheldon."
"Who's Sheldon?"
"The best boy you'll ever meet."
by Unknown Girl Who's Been In Luv November 8, 2023
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Chase Sheldon

NO eyebrows

a cutie

lovable

is always wearing the pants in the relationship.

Smokin hot
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