sharting up

when you have to shit and puke randomly at the same time

"i randomly started sharting up last week at school bro."

by kayden gaylesbian November 6, 2023

Binge-Sharing

Sharing numerous memes or chain posts on Facebook or other social media in one short period of time, usually because you got bored and can't stop scrolling down your news feed.

"Oooh, puppies! My friends would love this vid."
"OMG this cat pic is so cute! Share."
"This could really promote social change."
"This riles me up, therefore EVERYONE needs to know about it."

Sorry, I got trapped in a cycle of binge-sharing.

by thejazzflutist November 5, 2014

Tiger Sharking

The gluttonous act of vomiting with the intention of making room for further consumption of food and/or drink.

I love Tiger Sharking at all you can eat buffets.

by Mock Turtlenex March 6, 2017

demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.

Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*

by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017

Low Sharking

A variant of sharking, low sharking is the practice of forcefully removing an unsuspecting woman’s skirt, either by lifting it up or pulling it down, thus exposing her underwear. Popular in Japan, and usually filmed and posted on the internet. In some cases, the woman’s underwear is also removed, and the camera gets a close up of her pussy. It is also common that the assailant will begin to assault her by fingering her or rubbing, licking, and or slapping her cunt. This is not to be confused with Top Sharking, in which the top is removed to expose the woman’s tits.

We saw some guys Low Sharking a woman today. They lifted up her skirt and took off her panties. The guys let us come over and we got to slap the bitch’s cunt. It was awesome!

by Apple Seeds 360 January 7, 2021

dont searing

The whole lobby when someone says anything close to swearing:

Person 1: how tf do i join a game?
Person 2: dont searing >:(
Person 3: HEY THAT'S A SEAR!
Person 4: STOP SEARING

by TransCicadaNerd June 26, 2023

Sharing the Optimism

“Sharing the optimism” is the act at which you show your love and gratitude, towards your friends, family or acquaintances when horrifically stoned. This is usually followed by “love hugs”

Because the barer of good news is so overwhelmed they usually burst into hysterics.

“Nancy, our 2 hour conversation about life and previous partners has brought us so close together, I fucking love you!”

“Chris your fucking mashed LOL calm down sharing the optimism”

by Dodgerx1 June 28, 2009