Grease Slapper

Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.

Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.

by mikeverdill June 10, 2009

snapperhead

A moron, someone who, when born, never took the pussy off his head.

That fucking guy is such a snapperhead.

by Crusha May 4, 2004

knee-slapper

a joke that is so silly that in order to handle it you must slap your knee

Rick told me the best knee-slapper yesterday.

by KROGO July 6, 2005

Daria-Trent Shipper

A Daria fan of either sex *mostly female* who belives that there is/was/could/should/will always be a relationship between characters Daria Morgendorffer and Trent Lane; most of these people believe that character Tom Sloane should be covered in asphalt and used as a speed bump in front of kroger, mainly because they're jelous of Tom because his family wipes their asses with $20 bills; The bigger fraction of the Daria fandom

The Daria-Trent shippers sat, cried, and called Tom a 'bastard' as they watched the car/big fat kiss scene in "Dye! Dye! My Darling"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

snapper chat

when guys sit around and compare how good or bad a girls pussy is.

bill, i am going out with your ex girl friend tomorrow night. we need to have a snapper chat so you can tell me what that pussy is all about.

by fuckthathotass69 August 26, 2017

deployment shopper

Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.

If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.

It allows for them to do their service young and early.

It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.

Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.

by g-diggity June 21, 2008

Expensive Shopper Syndrome

An unfortunate condition where a person tends to pick out the most expensive item available. If they are given a choice of ten different items, they could pick an item with their eyes closed and it would still be the most expensive item.

My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!

by I heart chocolate flakes! February 2, 2009