Shaqola is one in a million , She’s so pretty . She’s nice and genuine , She’s always truthful always understanding and never judging you . Her skin is so nice and smooth , She’s a bread winner but she doesn’t like to brag about it , You’ll never find Another like Shaqola she leaves a mark on everyone she meets especially a significant other .
She’s lowkey crazy and sort of bipolar but she’s fun to be around . Most would say she has options but those options are almost never equivalent to what she has once experienced she always is lookin for better .
Hidden in the book of Genesis in the Torah is a passage which contains G-d's commandment for getting Shablasted off of Manischewitz wine on Shabbat. The passage reads, "Thou shalt take six shots on the holy day of rest and get Shablasted but no more, for your hand shall rest on the seventh shot. For your commitment to this commandment, the lord willbless thee with promises of plentiful and willing baddies and smite thy cockblocks with his mighty hand." Genesis 4:20-6:9
Max: Did you see Evan chug that entire bottle of Manischewitz at that party last night? He must have been hammered!
Rachel: Yeah bro was totally Shablasted!