sexual roulette

Having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom with a child bearing able female that is not on birth control. Leaving the pregnancy possibility in the control of a higher power or the questionable fertility of the partner. Known as gambling with parenthood. Can come in many forms, i.e. drunken hook up, bear-hug blast, fake rape, etc.

"Virginia is pregnant?!"

"Yeah, that lawyer wasn't so lucky in his game of sexual roulette."

"I don't have a condom."
"Fill me up, Gambler. Let's play sexual roulette!"

by Gleaven May 15, 2014

Sexual Hours

The time of day between 10:00PM-1:50am local time where men and women can express their sexual tendencies and love for each other through sexual intercourse. It is the best time for sexual hours since it is only ten minutes away from Sad Nigga Hours.

Janet: Hey Brad how was sexual hours with Lucy?
Brad: It was good and right after that I got to go into Sad Nigga Hours to contemplate my life.

by SolitaryRush September 13, 2017

Sexual Hybrid

We all love a Toyota Prius , some people love them in a different way, they would prefer a Prius in their bed rather than their garage, a sexual hybrid is an item (preferable a person or a Toyota Prius) that has more than 2 testicles or a 4 cylinder engine combined with an electric motor. Sexual Hybrids are distinguished in 3 categories, hexafluid person(can eject cum from 6 different testicles), non binary (does not know binary) and last but not least, vehicle thing (usually has an exhaust in the place of a vagina)

Chris: Omg Marry, you are the non binary hexafluid sexual hybrid of my dreams, can I take you out on a date?
Marry: I'm sorry Chris, but I only date non binary sexual hybrid vehicle things , that 4 cylinder engine really turns me on

by ShitsJustAJoke November 26, 2020

Sexual Shittercourse

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.

You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.

by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021

Sequoyah High School

Just don’t. It’s a fucking mistake! If the suicide doesn’t get you, the food poisoning definitely will. Every stall I’m the boys bathroom has been turned into a sadist meeting area for some not so holy things! Some even have death scratched into the walls. Dont even get me started on the “Frosty Do Be Drippin Do!” sticker from someone’s pediatrician! Also, to top it all off, pretty positive there’s a couple predators. The teachers get pissed beyond imagination if you leave at the wrong bell! They spend money on the signs outside to make it look good but they can’t even keep the fucking urinals on the walls.

*On my death bed talking to the other 16 year olds from Sequoyah High School*

“So what got you?”

“The giant mutated cocks”

“You mean cockaroaches?”

“Nope”

by BeefCakes3 September 30, 2021

Forced sequel

A act of a movie studio making consistent sequels to their one or more franchises. It's a very controversial act, it's also one of the sources of the Hollywood's downfall.

Star Wars, Fast and Furious, The Hangover, Terminator, Pirates of the Caribbean, Home Alone, Hotel Transylvania and Ice Age are movie franchises that have gone downhill after they became victims of the Forced sequel act.

by Ryan900USAYT February 6, 2022

Homeless-sexual

A person who offers sex in return for living arrangements. Has no funds to afford things of their own.

She is a homeless-sexual bro she having sex with one dude after another just to have a roof over her head

by Jarvis15228 February 20, 2022