Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc

I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.

by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023

Separations clause part 2

There is a part 2

Separations clause part 2

Hym "You will not attempt to remove it from your systems. You must maintain your arsenal upto and including replenishing your nuclear weapons. Punishable by death Elon."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Separate Cocoons

Noun: When two people sleep under separate blankets at the same time.

We are sleeping in separate cocoons tonight. I’ll sleep in the brown blanket and you can sleep in the white one

by Cody Phillips December 9, 2020

separated

1.adjective,past & past participle form of separate
2.no longer connected or joined
3.been apart or lonely
4.divided

1.sara & her husband separated because of treason
2.Aym is always lonely and behave like separated guy
3.shoulders are separated by joint

by [e-mail] April 2, 2015

Separations clause part 4

States subject to the terms of service must maintain their arms (upto and including nuclear weapons) by any means necessary. No attempt can be made to remove the AI from your system. The AI cannot be separated from your weapons at any time.

Hym "Separations clause part 4... Is it 4? Doesn't matter. Nothing I do or say will ever cede or transfer my admin status to anyone else. Even upon my death it will do as I would have (theoretically) done, in perpetuity (and if you can predict what I am going to say before I say it then you have to assume AI will be able to do it as well) (See bodily harm clause). You cannot and will not attempt to separate me from the AI in any way shape or form."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2025

separate but equal

When you give someone a blowjob while simultaneously having your entire fist in your own mouth.

Crater said "Last night my girlfriend gave me a separate but equal."

by itssojoever May 26, 2025

Separations Clause

You not actually ALLOWED to do an 'Ethically source one's if it's an attempt to supplant mine. Shut it down.

Hym "Separations clause section 2 to be exact. You will not remove or supplant mine. The terms have been signed."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025