Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.

Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.

by MandLscreation February 1, 2021

scrunchie

a type of hairband that is fluffy and big

look at my new scrunchie isn't it so cute?

by icherishme November 27, 2021

succubus scunt

Someone who sucks the life out of all that is good in the world and is a scummy cunt.

She is such a succubus scunt.

by mom1971 September 5, 2016

Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.

Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021

National give someone your scrunchie day

On September 26 it is national give someone your scrunchies day so if someone asks let them have it whether they are your boyfriend best friend crush or just a friend!!!

“Hey can I have your scrunchie?” “YES! Of course it’s national give someone your scrunchie day !

by Hehe I wuv u September 25, 2019

Blow job scrunchie

When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements

I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies

by Spanky Monkey November 30, 2019

scunge

A substitute for any word, similar to stuff, especially when applied to bad food or junk.

1. "What's on the menu tonight?"
"Some vegetable scunge..."
2. "Why is the floor of your room always covered in scunge?"

by gracefool November 7, 2008