Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Schrödinger's Gloryhole

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay

" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)

by Arty_boi October 16, 2021

schrodinger's joke

A schrodinger's joke is something the “joke teller” was serious about, but changed their answer based on others reactions to the truth

Examples of schrodinger's joke

Person A: guys I actually have a piss kink
Person b: What?
Person A: Justttt kidding!!

———-
Person A (again): Yo Mike I’m into piss
Mike: yo dude me too
Person A: *makes out with Mike*

by Spongeybunny May 28, 2022

Schrodinger's iPhone

When you drop your iPhone face-down and have to check if the screen is cracked or not

"I dropped my iPhone off the balcony this morning and had the most stressful case of Schrodinger's iPhone when I had to pick it up. Thank God the screen wasn't cracked!"

by KimJongLil May 18, 2014

Schrodinger's Cock

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.

I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.

by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011

Schrödinger’s Irony

Schrödinger’s Irony is when a meme is racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive. The OP of the meme decides if it was ironic or not based on the reception it gets, thus being ironic and non-ironic at the same time.

“It’s Schrödinger’s Irony! My meme is racist and not funny, you say? Well then it was merely ironic!”

by geosaltss April 1, 2020

Schrodinger's Whites

A term pertaining to Jewish existence in modern media. The statement refers to how Jews are treated in modern media, showing how they are treated in the culture group of "Whites" by colored-rights activists and how they are treated in the culture group of "Colored" by white supremacists.

Complete origin of the term is unknown, but it's been used in multiple contexts.

A: Good lord, it seems like we're taking crap from all sides nowadays. Who knew being Jewish was such a crime.
B: We're Schrodinger's Whites, dude. At this rate, we might as well just go back to the B.C. days of insulting non-Jews for being non-Jews.

by ThatShyKidAndrew November 15, 2018